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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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