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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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