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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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