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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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