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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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