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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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