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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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