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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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