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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯
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