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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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