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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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