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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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