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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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