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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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