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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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