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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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