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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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