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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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