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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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