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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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