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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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