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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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