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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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