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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Kitty
had their beloved pet
goldfish 🐠
Misty
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺
a hyena 🐺
a warthog 🐗
a cow 🐮
an elephant 🐘
a hippo 🦛
a turkey 🦃
a lynx 😺
a lion 🦁
a tiger 🐯
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