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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺
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