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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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