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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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