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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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