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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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