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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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