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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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