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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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