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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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