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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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