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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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