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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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