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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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