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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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