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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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