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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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