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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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