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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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