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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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