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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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