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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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