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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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