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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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