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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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