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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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