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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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