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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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