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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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