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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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