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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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